Break Up Sms

If sumbody rejects u,dont worry
Just live ur lyf in such a way dat they must see in future
Oh I made a mistake by rejecting dat person
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Funny but True..
This generation boys and girls get into love becoz of misunderstanding.
& Break up when they understand Each others
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Best Break Up Ever:
A Boy Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His GirlFriend.
GrlFrnd: Wat Was That For?
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Boy: Its “OVER”..!
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Jokes

Purane Log Kehte Tha Sote Waqt,
Tension Me Nahi Sona Chahiye,
Aashcharya Ki Baat Hai Fir Bhi Log,
Biwi Ke Paas Kese So Jaate Hain…
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Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein:
Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents.
Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar!
Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji
Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee…
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee…
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa…
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya ….. 
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Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!
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f boys vomit then parents says kaminey kaha kha kar aaya tha,
If girls vomit then parents says kaun tha woh kamina,
Moral of the story: Whoever vomits boys are always kaminey…
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Ek chor amir aadmi ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.”
jate jate chor seth se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!
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Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.
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Santa ne kachha dho k
padosan ki shalvar k paas sukhne daal diya,
Aur awaz di Bhabi ji,
Jab tum salvar utarogi to mujhe awaz de dena
mai bhi kachha utar lunga.
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Santa Police se:
Kal rat chor mere ghar se
TV ke Ilaaava sab samaan le gaye
Police:TV kyon nahi legaya??
Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye..
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Jeeto: Kal raat um mujhey neend main gaaliyan day rahay thay?
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha. 
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Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao,
usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay
aur Santa se kehta hai
bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main
talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay,
ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay:D:D
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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks,
'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?'
'Haan' replies shopowner.
Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!'
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Dil main tum
dharkan me tum
Asman me tum
Zamen me tum
Ankhon me tum
Jahan dekho tum hi tum ho
Detlo wali aunty sach kehti hain
Jaraseem har jaga hotay hain

Funny SmS

Santa: yaar banta, sir ka msg aaya hai ki aaj extra class hogi, kya karun?

. . Banta: "message sending failed" likh ke bhej de...
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Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye.
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When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…
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1 ldki prfum lga k bus pe chadi. Ldke ne coment pas kiya.
Aajkl phinel ka use kuch zyada h hota hai.
Ldki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chorte
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Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..?
Banta- haan
Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi
Banta- oye
pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
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mportance of thumb- Child use it4sucking.
Illiterate people use it4sign,
Winners4victory & my FANS use it4reading
my sms Oh U too? Crazy Fan
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Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar
PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai? . . .
To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
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Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai?
Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye:
Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.
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Sardar Dukhi Tha
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kyu Tension Me Ho?
Sardar: Yaar Ek Dost Ko plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye,
Ab Saale Ko Pehchan Nahi pa raha hu
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Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA :D
Have a Nice Day
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A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.
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rz Kiya He..
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK KarDiya
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Aaj uSi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
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Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai,
Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h,
Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h,
Agr koi mere bare me puche
to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
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80 saal ka Buddha rape case me jail gaya.
Dost:- Tune is umar me ye kiya kaise?
Buddhha:- Koi rape nahi kiya.
Ye to Ilzam itna mardana tha ki
mana kar nahi paya ...
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No, car accident
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Dosto aur Popcorn ke beech me ek common similarity.
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Dono ko thoda sa Jalao to Muh fula lete hai.
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PASS IT TO ALL POPCORNS..

Scroll down if u love me,
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I just knew it.
Bloody Lesbian!!
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Lady Doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k khade ho k auraton ko kyo ghurte ho?
Santa: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai,
Auraton ko dekhne ka Time 9-11am -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Peeta
Santa:Phir tune kya kiya
Banta:Maine kha saalon Aik Aik karke ao
Santa:Phir
Banta:Phir kya Saalone Aik Aik karke dubaara peeta --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cricket game, IPL ki wajah se bahut improve ho gayi...
Hume b apna Exam system improve karne ke liye IPL ke steps lene honge...
1-Har paper 1.5 hr ka hona chahiye...
2-Har 30 Mins k bad DISCUSSION k liye break do...
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Tufani Barish May Raat Ko Shop per 1 Admi Pizza Lenay Aaya
Shopkeeper: Aap Shadi Shuda Hai
Admi: Is Tufani Barish May Kya Meri Maa Mujay Pizza Lene Bhejegi

Love SMS

Ruth jao kitna b mana lenge
Dur jao kitna b bula lenge
Dil aakhir dil he sagar ki ret to nahi
K naam likh kar usse mita denge

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Kaho Tu Phool Ban Jaon,
Tumhari Zindagi Ka Ek Asool Ban Jaon,
Suna Hai Rait Pai Chal K Tum Mehak Jatay Ho,
Kaho To Ab Ki Bar Zameen Ki Dhool Ban Jaon,
Bohat Nayab Hoty Hain Jinhain Tum Apna Kehty Ho,
Ijazat Do K Main Bhi Iss Qdar Anmool Ban Jaon...

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Tere hath ki kash main wo lakeer ban jaun Kash main tera muqaddar teri taqdeer ban jau Main tujhe itna chahun k tu bhool jaye har rista Sirf main hi tere har rishtay ki tasweer ban jaun Tu aankhain band kare to aaun main hi nazzar Is tara main tere har khuwab ki taabeer ban jau

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Very cute:
A boy & her gal were standing in front of a mirror
The gal asked, “What do u c?”
The boy smiled and said, “The rest of my life”…..

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BF msg 2 his Gf:
Baby Sorry 2 Disturb u.
can u send Me Ur Photo?
Its Urgent
Serious matter

“we r playing cardS & Ive Lost my Queen”

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Most romAntic line:
A boy told his girlfriend- Your eyes are just too
beautiful!

D girl replied- yes,they r beautiful,only bcoz u stAy in
dem.

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tu hi bata ai dil tujhe samjau kaise,
jise chahta hai tu use nazdik lau kaise,
u to har tamnna har ehsas hai vo mera
magar us ehsas ko ye ehsas dilau kaise .....

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Tujhko dekhenge sitare to Zia maange ge
Aur Pyaase teri zulfon se ghataa maange ge
Apne kande se dupatta na sarakne dena
Varna buddhe bhi jawaani ki dua maange ge

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irst dates are awkward;
First kisses are heavenly;
First love is irreplaceable;
And first heartbreaks are unforgettable.
Dear sweetheart, always please remain my first and the last love!

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Ulfat Mein Kabhi Yeh Haal Hota Hai;
Aankhen Hasti Hain Magar Dil Rota Hai;
Mante Hain Hum Jisse Manzil Apni;
Humsafar Uska Koi Aur Hota Hai!

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Kuchh Log Pyar krte HE
Nibhane K Liye
Kuch Log Pyar Krte He BhuL jane k Liye
Pyar kro To Esa kro k Dono Tdpe
Ek Dusre K Pas Ane k Liye. 

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Jis sham mere lab pe Tera nam na aye
khuda kre aisi koi sham na aye
ae SHONA
ye kbi mumkin hi nhi ki mai afsana likhu or Tera naam na aye.

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Apke dilpe ek din raj krenge
Kbhi is bat pr hum naz krenge
Apke liye us khuda se sari khushiya mang kr
Apko ek aansu k liye b mohtaaj krenge

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Dil badal na dena sim ki tarah,
mohabbat low na karna battery ki tarah
pyar kum na karna balance ki tarah
hamesha zarurat mehsus karna charger ki tarah.

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Kuch Lamhe or Uska Sath Chahta Tha
Ankho Me Thami Wo Barsat Chahta Tha
Janta Hu Bahut Chahti Thi Wo Mgar
Uski ZubanSe 1Baar Izhar Chahta tha

Friendship SMS

We make Friends
Some become Dearest
Some become Special
Some go abroad
Some change their Cities
Some leave Us
Or we leave some
Some are in contact&
some are not
Whatever they were
wherevre they are
We still remember them
Because the part they played made
MEMORIES in our lyf.
If you love your friends, paste this as it is your status like me....
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FRIEND'S DAIRY
2012-2013
Name:
Home :
Age :
Birthday :
nit name :
Fav food :
Fav hero :
Fav heroin:
Fav movie :
Fav colour :
Fav songs :
Fav dress:
Bestfriend:
Lover name:
Enemy name:
Your Job:
Height:
Weight:
email id:
Mobile number:
house no:
adress:
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Frndshp is nt a word,
Nt merely a relatnshp.
Itz a silent promise sayin,”I was”,”I am”&”I wll b”…
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Best lines said by a friend
“I cannot promise to solve all ur problems
but
I can only promise that
I will never let u face them alone”
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Beautiful friendship Saying:
“Life can give us a number of Beautiful Friends!”
But..
“Only True Friends can give us a Beautiful Life…!!”

One of my true friend is ‘U’
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Alone i can say bt 2gthr v can chat,
Alone i can smile bt 2gthr we cn laugh,
Alone i can live bt 2gthr we cn celebrate.
Dis is d magic of r frdship.
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If you angry with ur lovaable friend,Just put aside your egos
Just hug each other and say:
I need u idiot at least to fight with me…
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LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Jeans 2 formal
Pocketmoney 2 salary
Grlfrnd 2 wife
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine k kamine rhte hai
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Din Aate Hai, Din Jate Hai
Kuch Lamhe Aap K Bin Guzar Nahi Pate Hai
Inhi Lamho Ko Samet K Dekhu To
Aap Jaise Nalayak Dost Bahot Yaad Aate Hai
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Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par man jana manane se,
Warna yeh bhigi palkein le ke hum kaha jayenge…
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 Yahi to khoobsurat dosti ka nata he
Jo bina kisi shart ke jiya jata he
Rahe duriyan darmiyan to parwaah nai
Dost to harpal dil me basaya jaata he
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Dosti ki keemat kabhi adaa nahi hoti.
Acchi Dosti kabhi juda nahi hoti.
Aap ki ada par mar mite hai warna
yuhi hamari dosti kisi par fida nahi hoti.
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